Showing posts with label Happy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fired


It's cannon season once more, and this lunchtime I persuaded Angie to come and video a noon firing at the bastion. I quite enjoy this little Summertime task, done in addition to my other voluntary work at Nanaimo District Museum. Corinne, one of the museums Summer students, does the speech and tries not to fluff her lines bless her little cotton socks, while I do the grunt work of loading, ramming and firing. Between the two of us, we've got the drill up to a reasonable standard, although seventy two seconds from load to firing isn't quite Navy speed. It's a performance for the tourists, and we treat it as such.

I always find the bangs quite satisfying, although today just as we dropped linstock to charge, two elderly people attempted to bypass the safety rope which we place around forty feet directly in front of the muzzle blast. This noontide we had what I describe as a 'good detonation' and gave our would-be interlopers quite a scare. Perhaps they will pay more heed to the numerous 'do not pass - Cannon firing at noon' signs we put up all around in future. The abject look of terror in their eyes as the gun fired a cloud of smoke and polystyrene wadding at them gave my darker side a brief twinge of amusement.

We were also graced by the presence of a Japanese TV crew who filmed the firing, which is why I was hamming it up a bit with the exaggerated 'parade ground' behaviour. Normally I don't say "Ma'am!" at the end of every command confirmation. Not that I think anyone noticed.

Tuesday is our Museum day, when Angie and I take a break from the day jobs and help out with research and displays. Angie, being the brains of the outfit, mainly handles research, while I help out with displays. Mostly this involves constructing displays which the display staff haven't got time to do. Like the overhead projection array which will be used for this Saturday's Astronomy event. It also means refurbishing and cleaning some of the mechanical exhibits, and generally trying to be useful by restoring various artefacts to working order.

This afternoon's result was a mounting stand for a Mine Rescue Rebreather unit, shortly to grace the inside of the new Coal Mining exhibit. Made out of two pieces of 5mm perspex shaped and bent with a heat gun to support the straps and mask, the intention was to display as much of the unit as possible with the maximum safety. David the curator liked the end result and dropped one of the display helmets from archive storage on its 'head' with a view to fitting a miners lamp. Debbie, the Museums General Manager also seemed quite pleased. The overall effect, once we get the lighting right, promises to be quite spooky.

Next weeks job is the mine lighting display, where we'll be trying to demonstrate the light given off by mine illumination devices such as Davy Lamps etc. As space is at a premium, that may prove quite a challenge. We've done voice overs for the miners biographies, researched events and characters from the past, and generally supported the full time display staff, who have had their work cut out designing and troubleshooting the rest of the mining exhibit. Today they were busy painting the coal seams in and fitting 'support' timbers.

Below is three views taken in late May just after the contractors had finished rendering work on the interior of the exhibit and the floors had been cleaned. Rene and crew usually work constructing film sets for the Vancouver movie industry, or 'Hollywood North' as it is referred to locally. From a bare framework of blue painted steel sections it's come a long way. When you walk past the entrance it really is like being underground, and all Rick Slingerland's design work has really paid off, despite a mountain of hitches and hangups.

Having been involved almost from the beginning, both Angie and I are really looking forward to the opening of the mine exhibit. The end result of everybody's hard work promises to be very good indeed, and in some ways deeply poignant, especially when you read the casualty lists from various local mining disasters which I've heard referred to as a 'deadly tithe'. Safety records like those from the late 19th and early 20th century would nowadays rapidly see charges of corporate manslaughter brought against the mine owners. But then those were other times, and attitudes were different.

I like it, there's always something to tweak my curiosity on the nose. David has tantalised me with the promise of working on a very unusual outboard motor in the near future. One that doesn't utilise a propeller, but instead has some sort of oar based propulsion. Sounds interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Bang 2


Driving home last night, Angie and I were having a giggle about what hoops we'd have to jump through in order to fire a cannon in the UK. In a moment of mirth, I came up with this list;
Volunteers have serviceable cannon which has been restored to working order, they go to Mayor for permission to have a regular noonday gun firing once a week during the summer months to help boost the local tourist trade
  1. Mayor agrees
  2. Local Tourism agrees
  3. Town Council agrees
  4. Local Businesses agree
  5. Local Police agree
  6. District Council contacted; hold Health and safety inspection on proposed site
  7. District Council environmental site assessment, pass on request to County Council
  8. MI5 background checks on these crazy people who want to play with antique firearms in public
  9. Volunteers sent on five day 'health and safety with explosives' course
  10. Medicals for Volunteers
  11. Psychiatric evaluations of Volunteers
  12. Firearms certificate demanded
  13. Volunteers all have to have expensive gun safe's installed at their homes to store black powder
  14. Police background checks on all volunteers
  15. Firearms licence granted
  16. At least six meetings to discuss possible environmental noise hazard of one loud bang
  17. Cannon inspection (Cannon sent to Birmingham for proof firing)
  18. Health & Safety meeting between Police and County Council re firing of cannon
  19. Another Health and safety site meeting between Police and District Council
  20. Police certificate required by Chief Constable's Office
  21. Environmental license required from District Council
  22. Planning permission required from County Council
  23. Performing rights licence required from District Council as this is a performance in a public space
  24. District Council health and safety site assessment for siting of warning signs
  25. County Council health and safety site assessment for siting of warning signs
  26. County Audit officer identifies area of duplication, requests cost cuts
  27. District Audit officer identifies area of duplication, requests cost cuts
  28. County & District health & safety officers meet to discuss demarcation
  29. Council Chief Executive demands action after complaints from Mayors office
  30. District & County Council Health & Safety liaison officer post created @ GBP35,000 p.a.
  31. Vandalism to cannon requires the refurbishment of the carriage
  32. Minority pressure groups protest proposed cannon firing (League against Cruel sports, Anti Islamic defamation league, PETA)
  33. Noise prevention officer files complaint from local residents
  34. County Council Health & Safety site visit
  35. Area coned off two days before proposed firing
  36. Volunteers interrogated for six hours by anti terrorist Police Officers, lose two volunteers for unpaid parking / speeding tickets
  37. Explosives licence obtained for black powder only
  38. Criminal records check on all volunteers before purchase of black powder allowed
  39. Ten kilo's of black powder purchased because EU regulations forbid smaller orders
  40. 40% blasting Gelignite sent by suppliers by mistake
  41. Anti Terrorist officers raid Volunteers private houses again
  42. Gelignite returned
  43. Black powder finally delivered to District Council in error
  44. District Council refuses delivery, passes order on to County Council
  45. County Council refuse black powder delivery as they have 'no facilities'
  46. Powder returned to suppliers
  47. Powder re ordered and delivered to Volunteers house
  48. Anti terrorist squad arrest all Volunteers until intervention of Mayors office
  49. Volunteers released without charge
  50. Cannon sited ready for noon day firing
  51. Cannon given parking ticket by over zealous Parking Attendant
  52. Cannon stolen and melted for scrap by illegal immigrants
  53. District, County Councils fine Volunteers for 'non-compliance' with Planning, Environmental; and performing orders
  54. Volunteers jailed

Compare this with the Canadian approach; I got asked this question last week; "Hey Martyn. Want to fire a cannon?"
Me; "Oh yes please"
"See you at the Bastion at eleven thirty on Tuesday."

My 'training' took ten minutes. I cleaned the cannon, made a charge, loaded and rammed the cannon, set the fuse and fired it. We fired the cannon at noon. I'm still chuckling.

Bang

Today I got to load and fire a cannon. A real live six pounder cannon. I prepared the charge (Under supervision), I cleaned out the bore with a swab / rammer and set the fuse before igniting it. Thus I can state truthfully that I am one of the few people who has blown their wad all over Nanaimo Harbour. I'm completely tickled by the whole thing.

For the past few weeks I've been making replacement Tampions / Muzzle caps for the two six pounder cannon at the Bastion, Nanaimo; taking a mould from the original bronze and iron cap, casting replica's in resin, making a muzzle plug which is bound to the back of the cap to make a water resistant seal, painting and fitting them. Due to a distortion in the mould the new muzzle caps look more in keeping with the cannon than the old ones, which I still think looked smarter, but someone stole one and David, the Museum curator asked me to make a new set. This has been done.

Tetra are just finishing a really cool project, which is the construction of a voice activated switch. A couple of my volunteers are making a new microphone mount to cut down extraneous noise, whilst at the same time allowing the switch to activate the LifeLine service. Everyone is dead chuffed, as am I.

Literally dreamed a really cool idea for a new science fantasy show last night; even right down to the title. Have written a three sentence outline and done a few web searches. I think I've found an original and exciting idea which I think I can get really pumped about. Who knows, I might be able to work it up into a pitch to a studio.

One thing; I keep on getting emails from some blogging service who want me to give them my blog details. No. I've decided not to. I called this blog the 'best kept secret on the internet' for a reason; I don't do links or the whole blogging thing. I just can't devote the time to blogging when I should be writing seriously. There is a little message I'd like to share; guys, if you want blogs to add to your list, please include me out.